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Don Julio 

an alcoholic beverage brand, that makes higher quality Tequila, which is richer, smoother and more bearable than Jose Cuervo or 1800 brands, but also more expensive.
Ray: "Hey Bartender, what are you specials tonight?"
Bartender: "I have any brand tequila shots for $5 a piece."
Ray: "Which one would you recommend?"
Bartender: "Patron is popular but I recommend Don Julio."
Ray: "Why is that?"
Bartender: "Its easier to down and doesn't leave as bad of an aftertaste."
Ray: "Ok, I'll get 3 shots, here's $20, keep the $5!!!!!"
Don Julio by the_bilz February 12, 2014

esteban julio ricardo de la rosa montoya ramirez

The name of the bell man in The Tipton hotel on the show Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Esteban Julio Ricardo De La Rosa Montoya Ramirez carried the luggage of the guests staying at The Tipton, as well as held the door open for Zack and Cody.

bung-julio 

a word to describe a mexican or someone of latino descent whose 5' 6" or shorter who tends to annoy the shit out of you and causes you to consider calling the immagration office or ICE to deport them if they proceed to repeat annoyances
that bung-julio at the car wash always does a shit job of waxing my car and always expects a damn tip
bung-julio by jesse 34444 December 13, 2014

Rotten Julio

when u rub one out while dropping a monster hooper
Dude, I had the best rotten julio lastnight at your girlfriends house
Rotten Julio by Daryl Bonahan July 26, 2004
The act of anal sex with pepper sauce as lubricant.
she said i couldnt stick it in her butt so i gave her a hot julio. next time ill do it with lube so she wont think its so bad.
Hot Julio by ron hurricane April 28, 2010

Old Julio 

Deviant sex act where the male inserts three fingers into the woman's anus during intercourse.
She was totally into it until I tried to slip her the Old Julio, and things went horribly wrong from there.
Old Julio by hambone17 March 16, 2011