Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out

I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania

by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021

CR7 jr

Ronaldo's son and heavyweight champion of the world

Sienna likes Cr7 jr

by Darwinnunez June 22, 2023

Frizz Jr

Nickname for the most handsome guy you will ever meet. he is a very good friend and is a chick magnet.

His Real name most likely starts with F, A, or J.

Girl 1: OMG Did you see Frizz jr?
Girl 2: Yes. i definitely would smash

by FrizzJr February 15, 2023

Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.

Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr

by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023

Neck Jr.

nickname for Governor and US Senator George Allen.

Neck Jr. stayed in his neck of the woods to win politically.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Brazil Jr

A nickname for the smaller country above Brazil but speaks Spanish instead of Portuguese. Many things are very similar to Brazil including lots of plastic surgery.

Colombia? Why would I want to visit Brazil Jr when I've already been to Brazil.

by badboysouth678 August 9, 2018

JR's Scale

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.

Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.

by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022