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JR's Scale

JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.
Damn bro look, she scores crazy high on my JR's scale.
by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022
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CR7 jr

by Darwinnunez June 22, 2023
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Danilo Jr

He is barumbado but gwapo.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Damien Jr.

Strong ass, sexy ass boi that will also put u in a body bag on the basketball court
by D4M3 D0LL4 May 21, 2018
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Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out
I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania
by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021
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Hashi Jr

A weird little replica of Hashirama Senju’s face that resides on Madara Uchiha’s chest in the anime Naruto Shippuden.

Anyone who dare utters the first hokage’s (Hashirama’s) name around Madara better prepare for Madara’s cinematic rambling of how cool Hashirama and how he was the “only one able to touch” Madara paired with copious amounts of gesturing to Hashi Jr.

This may or may not be accompanied by a arrogant and/or possibly “unintentionally” misogynistic remark.
“Oh that? I just wanted to show you Hashirama’s face! You wouldn’t understand though you’re not like your grandfather at all! You’re just a weak woman.” Madara says proudly, traumatizing Hashirama’s granddaughter with his Hashi Jr tit.
by Diavolhoe December 5, 2020
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Spreadeagle Jr

Narcissistic asshole, who only cares about himself and nobody else.. drinks, drugs and bxtches are his mains ;)
Ugh! Look over there.. yikes it's Spreadeagle Jr
by Addela May 19, 2018
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