JP

Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.

Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS

by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020

Neal JP

Hott hunk of a man who goes to CJHS. He is really hott and strong and funny and caring. Did I mention he's hott?

hes a neal jp alright

by neal jp December 2, 2003

JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017

JP

absolute cunt

"yo did u see jp"?, "no hes an absolute cunt"

by Stuka_Strika March 14, 2020

JP L

LARD WITH A GOOD PERSONALITY. ONLY WORDS IN HIS VOCABULARY IS RICH AND STARTING.

HEY JP L U ARE STARTING

by Jp know August 16, 2023

jp

jp means just playing

"yo alex you going back to ur ex"

"yeah bro im totally gonna go back to that bitchasshoe"
"BRO WHAT REALLY?"
"nah man im jp"

by misuluvs July 22, 2022

Jp

A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.

“Oh my god did you hear Jp gave ANOTHER girl chlamydia”

- “tell me something I don’t know”

by Jphater4L January 9, 2024