Josiah

The biggest fucking liar in the WORLD! If he is ever backed into a corner or his image is threatened in some way or another, the only responses that you will receive through this piece of trash's corrupted lips are deceptions meant only to mislead you. This scumbag will lie through his teeth, regardless of the evidence that shows the truth. His deceptive word weaving will reveal his obscene stupidity and uncanny urge to spout fabrications or even falsify others as scapegoats just to to make someone else appear to be the cause of a problem to escape responsibility.

This asshole, named Josiah, is probably the most worthless and disgusting piece of humanity to ever walk the face of the planet. Josiah is a player, a liar, an asshole, a jerk, a fucking piece of shit, and a wannabe. It's embarrassing to know him, let alone be acquainted with him.

Girl: I'm not your whore, you asshole.
Josiah: Calm your tits, bitch. You're annoying and I absolutely hate you, anyway. I don't like you, I never did. I just said I did so I could get nudes, blowjobs, a little action, maybe some booty and titties thrown in there for good measure.
Girl: Oh, so you're a player?
Josiah: Um...I guess...
Girl: Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played, asshole/Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny, asshole.

by #whitegirlstatus December 2, 2014

Josiah Parks

The best freaking bf there is! He’s normally sweet funny and stupid. Not to mention awkward. It takes time to hold his hand or even hug him but the wait is worth it!

Is that Josiah parks?!
Yeah so be gone he’s my cinnamon roll!!!

by Theshortdumdum November 2, 2019

Josiah

Josiahs usually look tan. golden brown skin and longish brown hair. they have the sweetest eyes, any color really. he’s like average height but a bit taller. Josiah’s personality kind of depend on the days. sometimes he can have off days and not talk to he’s crush or girlfriend in fear he’ll say something wrong but with he’s friends he will be he’s outgoing, funny, nice self . when he’s not having those off days he’s the best person ever. He will make you smile no matter what silly, corny joke he pulls. he’s always nice no matter what. he will be outgoing and not care what anyone in the world thinks of him. he will never get into stupid drama over something so little. Josiahs are overall very attractive and have very good personality

Dude it think i have a crush on Josiah he’s so dreamy. Like basically the man of my dreams

by I fell for a josiah January 10, 2020

Josiah

A cocky dude who is trying to convince himself he was game, knowing he does not. Also, Josiah’s think they’re good at everything, when in reality they fail at many things. Beware, they have anger issues.

“What about josiah”

“Would not recommend, he was a very low temper”

by kylahhanlon May 9, 2020

Josiah

If you know someone who is unfortunate to be named Josiah, you might want to consider getting them the help that they need. Josiah, in Jewish, means “whale sperm”.

Josiah likes whale Penis’

by LovleyFlower000 February 9, 2022

josaiah

Josaiah is a usually a fuck boy and a player but doesn’t want to be called that he probably has played girls since primary school and has a friend that’s a girl who tells him and he probably just leaves him on seen

your Such a josaiah

by Be friends with her October 24, 2020

Josiah

A deep-voiced, fucking dick-head who takes advantage of girls he says he loves. Gives the excuse of religion as a break up point because he doesn't want to admit to his own disgusting habits. Calls himself a hardcore Christian, but he knows it's a fucking lie.

Dude, don't be a Josiah.

by JosiahIsADick May 28, 2013