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He's one of the best people to know. Something to describe a Jonah is brilliant and nerdy. They are the people who when they see something they like they hold on to it. Such as playing the clarinet or beating everyone at Super Smash Bros since he learned the skills pretty quick. They care about the littlest things you say and love to talk to people. If you have a problem, they help solve in a flash. They can be shy at first, but once you get to know them they open up pretty easily. They are mature when they can or have to be, but can be allot of fun. Overall it's a person that you definitely want to meet in the future and want to hang around more
"Holy crap, Jonah is so great at everything he does. And an overall great person"
Jonah by Fermatatime September 28, 2019
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Jonas Secrets 

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.
Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?
Jonas Secrets by RUCreepin December 22, 2008
Jonathan is adorkable. Although stubborn at times, he never hesitates to show off his endearing smirk. He will share his passion for everything dorky, but his love for it will knock you off your feet. Since he is quite perfect, you best believe that he is as handsome as he is charming. His laugh is contagious and will make you smile to the moon and back. If you know a Jonathan you are very blessed. He'll never let you down.
Jonathan may be a dork, but I love him like crazy!
Jonathan by Sooner13 June 11, 2013

Jonathan Silverman exit 

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.
Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

jonathan wilds 

the most awsome guy anyone can ever meet,never take him forgranted,loves making friends, never cheats,and can make you the happiest girl in the world

jonah lomu

The best rugby player to have ever lived. From New Zealand. He is the man, however he unfortunately passed away recently because of kidney complications
"Who's the best rugby player in the world?"
"Jonah Lomu of course!"
jonah lomu by Liam the Man April 17, 2016
Funny personality
Dirty Minded at some times
A Jonal has a kind heart and a great sense of humour
I am going to meet Jonal tomorrow
Jonal by POTATOOO04 June 19, 2017