Jessica

A stupid fat bitch who neglects her kids

Oh look Jessica being a dumb fat bitch like always

by Excusemewtf July 9, 2019

Jessica

A bitch that tells you what to do as you are currently doing it

This bitch is being a Jessica

by ass licker 679 May 31, 2016

Jessica

A dumb ass bitch who always wants to hit your juul. She’ll give you herpes. She’ll drain your pod in an instant. Never let her near your juul.

Jessica: Hey lemme hit your juul.

Everyone: No Jessica get your herpes ass outta here.

by getthefuckback March 19, 2019

Jessica

A backstabbing hoe that will insult everyone around her. She will beat someone down until they have nothing left inside them and when you tell her how you feel she’ll apologize. she only cares when she hurts you. don’t trust a jessica

girl: Hi jessica!
Jessica: ew get away you hoe!
girl: *spills her feelings*
Jessica omg i’m so sorry!

by the.truthful.hoe November 10, 2019

Jessica

A mystical slut creature. If you treat her right she will give offering's from her sweet nectar temple. But you must tread carefully as to not drown in the deep wet river that divides it.

"Hey Jessica! Your a slut!"

Jessica: " Yes I am. I'm your SLUT"

by Just Rusty February 26, 2019

Jessica

Jessica is an insanely gorgeous girl. She is kind and super sweet but it down to kill someone for you. She is gorgeous inside and out. And you never ever want to see her sad. You better put your life on the line for her because she is very much worth it. Keep her very close. She is an AMAZING best friend who takes care of you when your sick or sad. She is a great person to vent to. If you ever meet a Jessica keep her close. ALSO SHE IS SUPER THICCC

Hailey: “Bb I’m sad”
Jessica: “Who do I need to beat up”
OR...
“You are super gorgeous and I love you :)”

by Halien 👽 November 1, 2019

Jessica

Jessica is the most prettiest and bestest friend anyone would want. She is big book worm and is super smart. Jessica has the most biggest heart and always look out and support you. Jessica you are amazing.

Jessica is AMAZING

by KittyCatsLover April 15, 2019