Jesus

Seth Thomas

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!

by SisSISsis January 14, 2019

Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?

Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!

by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.

Jesus is the one not to mess with.

by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018

Jesus

A super hot guy who I love is otherwise known a emmett

Greg: who are you going out with tonight

Nellie: Jesus

by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro

you are so "jesus"

signifying a change in life and humanity

by wastedphotos January 23, 2020

Jesus

anvi's kickboard dolphin

let's sacrifice jesus to mr lim

by macrib October 22, 2019

Jesus

Tyler Griffin

Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin

by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019