Jessica is a girl who is a bitch and will be most likely to be a stripper when she grows up. She will ditch her personality for any chance to get with a guy. She will also tell you useless information and make you feel like shit for not knowing it. And pronounce things “properly” like comFORTable and watch out fellas cause she’s 5 seconds from assuming you’re all staring at her.
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Get the Jessica mug.Someone who sooks and moans when things don't go her way, she has never been exposed to reality. She's also very violent and if you touch her she'll go completely mental all foot+balls in. Don't piss her off or she will be annoying. She will cry over little things. All the time. All the time she cries. But she can still be a nice. Sometimes anyway.
Person "that girl's being so annoying and keeps on crying over little things, she's being such a period pants"
Another person "man she's such a Jessica"
Another person "man she's such a Jessica"
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by ass licker 679 May 31, 2016
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by Just Rusty February 26, 2019
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