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Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy
“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”
by Lamaii August 5, 2022
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whopper jalopy

everything is all whopper jalopy today at the office!
by dentalbabes December 7, 2022
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lakebed jalopy

the act of motorboating someone while the receiving person shits directly in their face
Went out with Elle the other day and ended the night by giving her a lakebed jalopy.
by ClitRipper1500 December 17, 2024
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Sloppy Jalopy

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.
It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.
by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025
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