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Iraqi Handjob

A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.

In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
by PathfinderDan February 16, 2024
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Israfil

Israfil (also known as Izzy) is an incredibly handsome and charming person. His caramel skin is adorned with perfectly placed freckles that make him look even more attractive. He has light brown eyes that seem to see right through you. He's a kind and funny individual, and his jokes are always able to make you laugh. You're fortunate to be able to witness his smile, which is truly heartwarming. His lips are soft and pink, so much so that they're almost irresistible. His voice is as soothing as that of an angel.
Layla: Oh, I wish I could kiss Israfil... He's so hot!

Lea: Frrr

Mamoor: Who are you talking about?

Lea and Layla: *dreamily* Izzy~

Mamoor: Simps...
by Playgirl_Lay April 4, 2024
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Iraqi rocket launcher

An Iraqi rocket launcher is when you cum in your hand then load up and chuck that shit out of at least a 2nd story window down on a public road/street hoping to hit someone.
by Big Wienie June 11, 2024
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Iraqi Uppercut

When two brothers double fist someone or something’s anal cavity.
“Hey do you know why Stephanie is limping?”
“You didn’t hear? Evan and jalon gave her an iraqi uppercut
by Quandale Brownsmith November 7, 2024
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Iraqibottleneck

Sex position where your girl is riding you but it hurts so you smash a bottle on her neck
Bro this bitch almost snapped my dick so I pulled out the good ol’ iraqibottleneck
by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025
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Iraqi hand grenade

When a chick is naked on her knees blowing a guy, reaches between her legs and shits in her hand, then slap splatters it onto the guys chest right as he cums.
Hey Joe, you know that chick we're sending to Git-Mo?
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.
by Truthman406 November 30, 2025
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Iraqi umbrella fountain

The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.
Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.

Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.
by YupBro11 January 8, 2026
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