Imagination Break

a reverie indulged in while awake. In other words, daydreaming.

I was at work the other day taking an imagination break and I though, "How cool it mus be to be a ninja"

by Paw Lee May 31, 2011

imaginary friend

A fictional companion, often created out of loneliness. Imaginary friends can often be found congregating around definitions of non-celebrities, singing the praises of the person in question.

OMG, John is so awesome. He's loved by his mobs of friends, his family, and even complete strangers he meets on the street. He's friendly, and well-mannered, with nary a hair out of place. John's amazing at sports and all the ladies are unable to resist his charms and good looks. Plus, he's such a great friend. I don't know where I'd be today if I'd never met the paragon of perfection that is John.

by An Imaginary Friend

by With Hidden Noise May 1, 2006

imaginary muffin

a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.

Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.

by rachaelah February 13, 2007

Imagication

The traveling to a distant or calm location when you are over-stressed or need to get away from everyone or some particular situation for a while.

I know you are stressed, but if you go downstairs and take a 30 minute imagication, you may feel a little better.

by Contrastband May 4, 2009

Imaginary Russert Qualities

When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.

"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."

"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."

Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:

1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge

"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"

2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.

"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"

3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:

"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::

by Clint Walker June 24, 2008

Imaginary Lover

The person who is always sexually available and willing to indulge all of your fantasies when your real life partner will not. This person could be a pop icon, the hottie next door, an office co-worker or the one you masturbate to. Also the title of a cheesy Atlanta Rhythm Section song from 1978.

Last Friday Greg stared down at his Gin and Tonic alone at the bar, went home, and jacked off to his imaginary lover.

by Metrosexual Caveman September 4, 2010

imaginary bluetooth

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.

by wheaty October 12, 2008