by Frank Palace June 27, 2022
Get the Insure-Erectionmug. 
Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.
by FallenGhost November 15, 2023
Get the Bismillah Insurancemug. the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car
by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022
Get the mors mutual insurancemug. Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019
Get the curb insurancemug. Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
Get the gap insurancemug. Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
Get the insurancemug.