Chatham Pocket

The anus. Slang term used in the Medway towns of Kent in south-east England (the Medway towns perhaps have the worst reputation of any in the county, and Chatham is definitely the least desirable of them). The term derives from the local criminals' tendency to smuggle cigarettes, lighters and drugs into the police cells, by secreting them in their anuses. Chatham criminals are so notoriously inept that the local police believe they know they will get caught, and consequently have to prepare for a stay in the cells by smuggling their home comforts in their "Chatham pocket".

I lifted that idiot lad again for swiping CDs from the market. No doubt he's brought everything he needs in his Chatham pocket.

by markrp October 21, 2010

rot pocket

The artificial pouch that is created after a man who is looking to change himself into the opposite sex gets bottom surgery. Typically not very clean or hygienic, hence the risk of it succumbing to "rot" and necrosis.

This woman is getting angry that men won’t date him once they find out he has a rot pocket.

by Sampsa March 17, 2023

Out of pocket

to say something too far or someone that acts so goofy that no definition can express

girl: your dad is sooo hot!
me: stop that's disgusting.
girl: noo I would fuck the shit outta him!
me: never say that again, that was just out of pocket...

by Dessyyy October 29, 2019

pocket tennis

To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

by mr smith March 08, 2005

spring pocket

It is a slang in Cantonese as: Anatomy the scrotum of a male.
Pronunce as: chun doi.
spring, usually for seasons, but in chinese (writing for cantonese and mandarin are the same in usage) it also refers to sex related things.

I will barbecue your spring pocket if you dare to interrupt my sex activities.

by XXXC September 21, 2007

Pussy-pocket

A vagina used as a storage place for money, drugs, small children, weapons, snacks. Usually has a thick coating of thotsauce most females who use it have characteristics of a Cassie-Boo

Nasty hoe put $300 in her pussy-pocket when she went to sleep so her crackhead momma wouldn't find it. When she woke up it was gone!

by Cassiespussy July 22, 2016

nerd pocket

The breast pocket of a shirt. The pocket where nerds carry their pocket protector.

My shirt was ruined when a pen exploded in my nerd pocket. Dang! I wish I had a pocket protector!

by iyhnALEX March 02, 2012