ImperialHorizonJr

ImperialHorizonJr, the one and only ro-chad with balls the size of asteroids and a shaft as long as the titanic. This man will say 12 racial slurs at you every chance he gets, so be aware.

"ImperialHorizonJr fucked my ass"

by c_o_n_nor June 5, 2023

imperial record

How quickly you get high on weed.

"Wow, that weed is really great. It broke the Imperail record for the stuff I got from the other dispensary!"

"Last night I didn't even finish taking a hit & I was already baked. It definitely broke an Imperial record."

by Forest4theTrees July 14, 2023

Imperial

(Noun. aka. pure / golden ones)

1. A pure-blooded Roman

2. A descendant of The Roman Emperor

3. A Roman patriot who does noble deeds for Rome

(e.g: 'We must preserve each imperial, before Rome becomes polluted by invasions').

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis August 25, 2023

Imperialising

Knowing that you weren't the creator of all things including knowledge and because of that you mustn't doubt to be able to clarify everything that you must know to live out your life.

I know that imperialising means I must accept that fate and misfortune are very likely outcomes of life and it all may be due to what I'm believing and wanting to do so I must take care in what I plan in the future as I am moving into the future with my present focus and memories in the past to give myself the best chance at succeeding in life.

by KEkdisone September 5, 2023

imperial phase

The period in which a musical artist is regarded to be at their commercial and creative peak simultaneously

The massive success of the ‘1989’ album cycle led many many critics to consider it the imperial phase in Taylor Swift’s career.

by txddy December 8, 2023

Imperial System

An archaic system developed by a drunken lobster

- I ran 10 kilometres today
- Can you convert that to the Imperial System?
- lmao no

by aHikingBear April 14, 2024

Imperialism Rationalization

The doctrine that frames military invasion, economic domination, and political subversion as a civilizing mission, a defense of freedom, or the responsible management of global chaos. It rationalizes resource extraction and geopolitical control as altruism, burden, or a necessary evil for global stability.

Example: The invasion of a resource-rich country under the banner of "spreading democracy" and "preventing terrorism." The imperialism rationalization uses noble abstractions to mask the strategic control of oil fields or pipeline routes, portraying conquest as a costly gift bestowed upon a backward region.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026