mojo retard

Ghost of Someone thats actually there

Argh its a mojo retard

by bazcazmmaz March 29, 2014

find your mojo

to be able to find something you like doing, and to do it with passion, zeal, energy and enthusiasm

To find your mojo in a job you dislike is to try to grind coffee beans with your bare teeth. It's almost nearly impossible.

by Arunabh Das Sharma June 17, 2008

Surfed my mojo

To ride off the back of someone elses good fortune.

To willfully use another person's popularity to garner your own.

No one knew who that bitch was till she latched on to me and then introduced herslf to everyone as my new best friend....she totally "surfed my mojo" onto centre stage!

by Zeddie July 6, 2009

Mojo King Bee

The best villan in any console game, combining the style and attitude of the 70's with the graphics of today's world. Wielding a trumpet Gitaroo, he rules the forest darkness with awesome rythm and the best outfit ever seen. Period.

No one has seen the man behind the shades....

Dude, Mojo King Bee just kicked my ass once again, I guess I better concede defeat..

by Mojo King Bee July 10, 2005

Fat Chick Mojo

The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.

Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo

by D Bills October 9, 2007

awkward turtle mojo

Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.

Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).

Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.

by Awkward Turtle Mojo! May 31, 2010

mr. mojo risin

Mr. mojo risin is the singer of the doors. The best singer alive. If you do not know the lead singer of the doors is.. un scrambel MR MOJO RISIN.... it spells The singers name... I'll give a hint.... J*m MO**i*ON

MR MOJO RISIN
jim morrison

This fact was proven by John densmore's book. Riders On The Storm.

Did you know mr. mojo risin spells jime morrison if you unscrambel it??? Too cool huh?

by Breaking through! July 9, 2006