Instagram Artist

A phony artist. Someone who pretends to be an artist but doesnt produce any actual art

He's just an instagram artist, putting filters on random pictures and calling them art

by heyjayjaykay July 1, 2015

instagram tax

When something is expensive because it is insta-worthy or aesthetically pleasing.

That corgi-shaped macaron is expensive because it's got instagram tax.

by L'aimethyst July 13, 2018

Instagram mom

A girl who acts like she loves her child and posts pictures like look at my cutie, she's my world. But is more interested in the next guy she can sleep with. Barely works and acts like she spoils her child but everyone knows her parents support that baby.

Nicole is such an Instagram mom I feel bad for her daughter

by Sweets94 May 11, 2014

Blue instagram

Blue instagram refers to fansly.com , a subtle way to get past censors.

Indigo White releases her photo sets and streams on blue instagram.

by Officialdickhead August 22, 2022

Instagram Shopping

Window shopping on Instagram. When you go to the shop section and start saving items and screenshotting them, without buying them.

I’ve just done some late night Instagram Shopping and I saved a lot of thing I can’t afford.

by mt_b22 March 22, 2020

Instagram Poor

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

by bEAR July 23, 2015

instagram crush

someone you don't know very well in person but are attracted to on instagram (typically, you follow them and they follow you back)

"She's really cute and seems really cool - we've only met once or twice, but I have a serious instagram crush on her."

by greeneyeguy December 1, 2020