That one person: "Just finished watching that BBC show you told me to watch! Can't wait for season 3!"
Everyone else: "That poor soul... I don't think he knows..."
Everyone else: "That poor soul... I don't think he knows..."
by oneofusoneofus October 23, 2013

A term used in northern new england to describe the conditions between winter and spring, when all the snow melts and the ground thaws so every dirt road turns to a truck swallowing pit.
by outlaw@kingcon.com March 11, 2004

The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible.
Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.
Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.
Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.
I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.
Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.
Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.
I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.
by wordsmithologist February 18, 2011

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.
Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”
by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

Bros when we go in my house act straight around my parents, but when we go in my room and the door is shut, Cheezin Season will begin.
by Emilionaiiire April 12, 2009

by Mr succc November 4, 2018
