Ian

Ian is a strange specimen. He is yet thicc and skinny at the same time. He enjoys emptying his nutsack at inappropriate moments, such as during weddings or funerals. Ian cannot differentiate good and evil because his mear brain can't handle such complexity. A simple equation, such as 1+1 could be considered difficult for the creature. This "thing" feeds on cheese and cheese alone. Ian is afraid of Greg and Benjamin because these 2 creatures have tendencies of fighting over drugs and this startles Ian.

Я собираюсь изнасиловать Ian

by alpacafries December 3, 2018

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Ian

In his free time he jerks off into her sisters underwear and spends most of his time devising a plan to shoot up a school

Everyone go out the back door ian is grabbing something out of his car.

by Pussygrabber4842 April 10, 2019

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Ian

A guy who is Somewhat emo, plays guitar gracefully or easily, dances B-Boy.

Woah! I think that guy is Ian his awesome.

by Wazzup!! March 18, 2011

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Ians

Ians is a word that can be used in my different situations. It can be used in place of another word if you are not sure what to say or even if you are. It is an amazing word that can be used pretty much any time anywhere.

It can also be used as an insult (see examples)

Some people may not be familiar with this term but it is growing in popularity amoung young people in the south of england.

'allright u fucking ians'

'you're an ian head'

'Get your ians out'

'Thanks ian'

'I havnt been doing much today, just being an ian'

If 2 people meet in the street the converstaion may go something like...

Man 1: "Ians" *nods*
Man 2: "Ians" *nods back*

by craigy craig October 16, 2009

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