hollandia

The best beer there is available on the market nowadays.

Hollandia the charm of bummin' around

by mvbious June 10, 2005

Holland, Texas

Holland, Texas is a small town about 15-20 miles south of Temple, Texas; which is located about 50 miles north of Austin. Holland is the epitome of sleaze and mental retardation. There are two gas stations in Holland, both of which have employees who will never hesitate to make fun of you if you're from somewhere other than Holland. Their education system is pure shit. But on the bright side, if your child is lazy, unmotivated, and doesn't care about a halfway decent life, then by all means, send them to school in Holland.

The entire town is a speed trap. You will be pulled over for going only one mile over the speed limit. And don't expect only a warning, either. The cop is paid on commission.

The people of Holland cannot drive, either. So should you ever have the displeasure of driving through their town, do not be surprised when someone begins tailgating you, flashing their brights, and giving you the finger nonstop. It never occurs to them to pass you.

"I passed through Holland, Texas yesterday"
"I'm sorry."

by xzypher667 October 5, 2011

Hoyland

A Hoyland is a bad ass mofo. There favourite sayings are "thats what im talking about" and "happy days"

hey you seen Kev? He is a certified Hoyland

by riri06 January 13, 2014

Hoonans House

Le May garbage can.

A reciptical where trash is stored.

hoonan:"this is my house, no strait men allowed only gay men."

hoonan:"where are my chaps at"
hoonan:"ike check out my awesome range"

8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D= <--- IKE

by gay carl December 19, 2004

hotlanta

Atlanta, Georgia. "Hot" refers to both weather and social climate.

We drove into Hotlanta to party last summer.

by Stroll June 28, 2004

hoola

hooper, hooping, using a hula hoop.

I would love to learn hoola dancing... or did you see how well she hoola's?

by Just Hoola . com January 31, 2014

Abby Holland

This is one sexy lady. She is very nice and funny. Everyone loves her! This is the one true girl that will stand by you through anything. Don't tempt her; she's a beast. She loves sports and being crazy. And she sticks with her gut. She doesn't care if she has to drop a friend or two to get with the guy she wants. She has too many crushes to count, but says she doesn't have one. She's waiting for the right guy. She eats too much and she can't help it. Her face is gorgeous. She takes after her mother. Be nice to her and she'll be nice back.

Dannngg, Thaat 'Abby Holland' Is Smokin' hot tonight.
BOOTAY BOOTAY BOOTAY. ;)

by FaceBookLoverYo November 21, 2011