hookupable

A level of attractiveness that a female must meet for someone to hook up with her.

She's not bad, I guess she's hookupable.

by bTreezy September 9, 2006

Hook-Up (Jail)

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

by BR Phat March 4, 2013

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011

hookus

1. A standard request - root: Hook Us Up.

Hi can you please hookus the remote? Or: "Hookus" - and point at item required

by ffmmmmfmm September 18, 2005

Hookupship

When a guy and a girl are not dating but are together. They are exclusive, in other words, they like each other enough to only hook up with each other. Usually after a succesful hookupship, the two people begin dating. There has only been one succesful hookupship in the whole history of the universe so far, and I hear the people were pretty saweet.

*Bra(bro) talk*
Guy: Are you and Emma dating?
Other guy: Naw man, we're in a hookupship.
GuyL: Sweet dude, keepin' it single! Now you can totally hook up with Penelope at that party on Saturday!
Other guy: NO DUDE, didn't you get what I said, we're in a hookupSHIP

(this conversation is completely fictional..since there's only been one succesful hookuship and it's not laura and this guy.)

by hookupshipper February 27, 2009

hook up

I have absolutely no idea anymore.

Guy A:"Did you hook up with the guys last night?"
Guy B:"Yeah. Guy C hooked us up."
Guy A: "Was Girl 1 there? Y'all should hook up."
Guy B: "She hooked up with me after. We, like, hooked up."
Guy A: "So...did you hook up?"
Guy B: "No."

An actual conversation, heard on the Chicago CTA.

by Scrivv July 28, 2009

hook up

1. recieved a good or service as a favor
2. to make out with someone
3. to have sex with someone

1. Jerry gave me the hook up with those backstage passes.
2. Sandra and I hooked up last night and her adams apple was kinda big
3. Hooking up with Derick last night was the biggest mistake in my life.

by Doctor Crayon December 30, 2003