honking weiner

The act of grabbing another mans penis over his pants when he is not expecting it and yelling honk.

At the weekly poker game Steve became upset from me honking weiner.

by Weinerhonker August 1, 2016

Donk-honk

v. to casually beep or honk the horn of an automobile, usually practiced by men, while observing the fine badonkadonk or (usually large and/or round) derriere of a random woman or women on the street, whether they are walking, jogging, or standing. Not to be confused with ass-grabbing.

"Man, I donk-honked at this chick walkin' down Eastern Ave. She had a fine ass and I had to let her know that I noticed. She smiled back at me, too."

by CapitalsGains March 22, 2010

honk fart

When someone in your family rips one that sounds like Perry the Platypus.

Mom let a honk fart

by E_rocker921 May 5, 2018

root-honk

(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.

I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!

by the big dog July 12, 2006

fart honk

To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.

As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.

by chahuggy October 26, 2014

Tittie Honk

When one squeezes a females titties, then it makes a car horn sound.

Man 1:Yo mah niggie, you made them titties honk yet?
Man 2:YEAH I MADE HER TITTIE HONK!

by John Mertles August 21, 2012

Dirt Honk

Dirty Honkey; An unclean white person; "White Trash".

Look at that nasty white boy! He is such a Dirt Honk!

by ewig June 27, 2003