Homework

Fucking hell

Dude, I had like 3 hours of homework last night.

That's all?

by Brutemold31 November 25, 2015

homemade family

A family that is associated with a close bond, and seemingly high morals. For example, they may be vegetarian or own a family pet account, or coddle their children. They are referred to as 'homemade' as this word also has implications that if someone endorses homemade products, they are ethically superior to the norm.

'Ben's mum came to watch him at sports day'
'They're such a homemade family'

by sprinklyflaps November 28, 2021

i finished my homework

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.

thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk

by i love hamilton :) May 27, 2018

I need to do my homework

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021

homework

Something you should use to wipe your ass with BEFORE you hand it in to your teacher.

You: DAMN, I'm out of toilet paper. No need to panic though. I still have my homework.

by bitch, please November 7, 2007

homework

A cruel, unusual punishment. Best suffered in front of a TV or computer.

Comes from the Greek word "homeworkis," meaning "deed of satan." Given by teachers, coming from the word "oteachus," meaning "lovers of satan."

The prison guards decided to give the prisoner homework, contrary to death.

by JustATroll April 4, 2011

Homecoming

1. When the highschool alumni come to see a home football game. The week leading up to the Homecoming game can involve class spirit competitions and other such things.
2. Referring to the Homecoming football game.
3. Referring to the dance typically the night after the football game.

1. Whoo, it's Homecoming week! Is the spirit hall done yet?
2. Homecoming's tonight, are you guys going?
3. Will you go to Homecoming with me? -presents flowers-

by Viserys November 15, 2005