Homework

Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...

Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)

(Based on a true story)
by Svea-Rike-Stan February 15, 2023
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Homework

A cruel punishment, given to innocent children, by satanic worshippers, that call themselves "school staff members".
Larry : Yo, homes, my dumbfuck teacher/devil lover just gave me a crap load of homework. So I can't play fortnite tonight.

Phil : WTF man?! Mr.Fucktard would give you homework, when he knows that you were going to spend the rest of the day battling me in fortnite!
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Homework

is giving me aids

If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
"Here's your homework you little twat, have fun with that, I hope it ruins your whole fucking week bitch."
by theOGdictionary March 12, 2019
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Homework

An extreme form of torture invented by teachers and/or parents.
Have you given the students homework yet?

No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!
by Yes, It is I March 18, 2020
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Homework

A piece of paper that messes with your mind
Mother: are you done your homework?
Child: no I’m sorry please tell my teacher “F**k your homework”
by Rainbow_duckboi April 14, 2021
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homework

homework it is very annoying and time consuming. No body wants to do it, and when the teacher ask for it back you sorta wanna throw it at their face.
Teacher : turn in yálls homework
Billy: throws papers at teacher
by addicted to Urban dictionary November 4, 2019
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homework

Random Work teachers give you to do at home.
-ugh i have so much homework-
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
by XOXO, IG May 30, 2019
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