hippo jiggler

a product containing a hippo that involves a power cord to plug in and have the hippo start making its flab shake or jiggle this can be used for entertainment or to play on.

Karen- Hmm tv is boring.
Jessy- Hey! how about we go use my new hippo jiggler!
Karen- Sure! i love those things i could just watch them jiggle all day :)

by The hippo queen :) December 31, 2009

Sloppy hippo

Bangin a fat beast under water

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack

by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

Dirty Hippo

Sexual innuendo.
When a man takes a shit, doesn't wipe and proceeds to sit on a womans face while she cleans him off.

"I love it when she asks me to give her a dirty hippo."

by kero411 April 30, 2005

hippo nippos

hippo nippos are male nipples with a cone shape to them and they stick out through your shirt.

Oh my GOD!!!! look at Bobby M's hippo nippos!!!! they are so huge!!! you can see them through his shirt there just so...out there, i mean they're so....BIG!!! looks like one of those, HOMO's boyfriends!!! <BY ALEX T>

by a2daizzo June 2, 2009

Squishy Hippo

The chew toy your dog humps.

EEW!!! Take the squishy hippo AWAY!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Hippo Brawl

An intense and dangerous fight between two fat girls hence the term "Hippo Brawl". Also known as Bitch Fight's fat ugly sister.

Ex.1 Damn bro did you see that hippo brawl the other day? those two were CRAZY

Ex.2 Hey man there's a hippo brawl later wanna come and watch?

by iamHacker. February 22, 2010

Ginger Hippo

The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.

Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.

by knifeguywithaknife January 16, 2011