A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).
Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
Get the dirt hermitmug. My favorite hermit is Mumbo Jumbo.
by Mattjod July 29, 2021
Get the Hermitmug. Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.
"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."
by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016
Get the mountain snow hermitmug. by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022
Get the hermit crabmug. A hermit nerd prefers to work alone, being to social is exhausting, and thrives on independent projects. Enjoys reading, doing research, and mentally stimulated by others intellect.
The research associate is the perfect job for a hermit nerd he loves to work alone and prefers soltitude.
by Hermit nerd November 19, 2018
Get the Hermit Nerdmug. 
While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell
by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020
Get the Hermit Shagmug.