pink hermit

Vaguely derogatory term referring to computer game nerds.

"Why are pink hermits always port-begging ? "

by xiof December 7, 2016

hermit brodie

paedophile Brodie doesn't go out and hurt children but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet

hermit brodie nuts on pics

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025

mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.

"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.

"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."

by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018

Hermit Nerd

A hermit nerd prefers to work alone, being to social is exhausting, and thrives on independent projects. Enjoys reading, doing research, and mentally stimulated by others intellect.

The research associate is the perfect job for a hermit nerd he loves to work alone and prefers soltitude.

by Hermit nerd November 19, 2018