Micheal Lee hemann

A BIGGGGGGG BITCH. Micheal Lee Hemann is the guy who can talk shit and threaten to beat your ass a million times just can't fight worth shit and backs out like a bitch. His dick looks like a shriveled up shrimp and he has the gut of a woman pregnant with sextuplets. He never washes his ass and smells like a donkey and only has balls big enough to talk down on women and beat them. He will rob you of all you have and his teeth be looking like corn kernels throwing up gang signs. Don't fuck with Michael Lee hemann. He nasssty.

Why are u flossing your ass like that? Stop pulling a Micheal Lee hemann.

Micheal Lee hemann by Bob Evan's butt crack August 21, 2019

Hemale 

Hemale is a word used to describe a man that is extremely emotional, rude, manipulative and disrespectful. A hemale is a toxic man.

That dude is acting like a real hemale right now.

Hemale by Darkaprilmoon August 1, 2020

Hemal 

To be an individual who sits in staring at lightbulbs. Also covers people who sit in strapping themselves into the one man chariot for long periods of self abuse.

Dave's Hemaling tonight I hope he washes his hand before he goes in the fridge.

Hemal by Whowasthatmaskedman February 18, 2020

Hemas 

Celebrated on the 28th of September, Hemas is Christmas but for men. Only men can celebrate it and its up to their wives to gift them gifts

Hqppy Hemas daddy!

Hemas by Bran Williams January 7, 2021

hemas 

hemas occurs on the 28th of september, it is a year where men celebrate their early holiday cheer by screaming "HEMAS!!!" at the top of their lungs, there is also a ghost of hemas past, present and future

guy 1: HEMAS!!!
guy 2: Why are you screaming hemas?
guy 1: duh its september 28th, its hemas day!
guy 2: oh of course how could I forget

hemas by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 7, 2021

hemaga 

Hemaga (pronunciation HE'-mĭ-juh) adj.

1. Very great in size (mass, weight, girth, height and/or length).
2. Extremely significant and important.

Origin:
My buddy and I were walking along the railroad tracks to go fishing. We saw a freight train sitting idle on a second pair of rails. One of the boxcars had graffiti spray-painted on the side. The largest piece of graffiti read:
"People Are BIG
MACHINES ARE HEMAGA!!"

We interpretted this as meaning that a piece of machinery is much large than a human being. Even though this is not always true (e.g. person vs. blender), it was true at the time (e.g. person vs. train).

She's too hemaja to wear those Daisy Dukes. (Dad)

I can't read this contract; it's hemaga! (Me, when signing my mortgage)

Whales are hemaga. (Herman Melville)

hemaga by Freakin July 29, 2008

hemanosity 

the ability to eat a KFC Snackburger in two bites. One who is granted this ability shal be praised by the gods for his/her eliteness

"I can only eat a Snackburger in four bites. I wish i had hemanosity"

hemanosity by DuckDave September 19, 2011