mud on your helmet

the unfortunate act of getting poo on your wiener during anal sex... elnut is quite the expert at this (assuming he can keep it up long enough).

elnut was reduced to tears when he discovered mud on his helmet

by wallnizzle November 13, 2003

Hells no

Hells no is worse then "Hell no." Hence the "s" after Hell.. which implies that that it is multiple Hells making it worse then only a single Hell.

Bro - Go to the Kenny Chesney concert with me
Me - Hells no. Kenny Chesney is a fag.

by SirLeche May 2, 2005

hellshit

What comes out of your ass after a bout of a hot sauce-covered taco eating contest chased with whole Jalapenos.

mIRC chatter1: Oh my GAWD! I took the nastiest hellshit after a hot sauce-covered taco eating contest! My ass was on FIRE!!

mIRC chatter2: Dude, I'm surprised you didn't burn a hole in your pants >_>

by Neoluigi December 7, 2006

helmet buffer

one who sucks on the cock.

Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..

by soundchild January 26, 2008

hells itch

A sunburn that itches badly and when you go itch it it burns like hell, tends to be extremely painful

John: dude my sunburns itches but when i scratch it it hurts like hell!
Bill: oh dude youve got hells itch

by TheYeti138 May 18, 2018

bomb helmet

Very satisfying felatio.

Jenaveve gave me some bomb helmet.

by MC Mantis August 8, 2008

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018