Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

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John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

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3 DAY HEADACHE

3 DAY HEADACHE is a banger of a song from the singer NOAHFINNCE which will scratch ur brain perfectly, because of the substances noah used “little bit of crack sprinkled into the chorus” as he said.

Person 1: WOW! i love 3 DAY HEADACHE i love the part where it goes all boom boom.
Person 2: I love the song so much! We are the coolest because we listen to such good music!

by aled_simonsfishtank January 4, 2024

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Boston Headache

An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.

When she left my house, I erupted in pain from a Boston Headache

by nt1636 January 17, 2024

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Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

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