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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.

Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.

Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.

Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick

"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."

"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
by Sadiesays December 9, 2013
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You have yeed your last haw

Look, whole lotta people need to hear this (Facts)
It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)
Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)
Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)
I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)
They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)
Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)
To sell their little weave in the mixtape
They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off
Saying anything to get a response
I know that mean they traffic is low
Somebody just gotta practice to launch
So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild
Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down
Soon as these bitches got something to sell
They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child
Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich
Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch
Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick
All of that talk and I'm calling it out
Public opinions from private accounts
You not a check, then you gotta bounce
I got the drip, come get an ounce
They do anything for clout (Clout)
They do anything for clout (Whoo)
Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)
Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)
Seeing me win, they gotta hurt
Ooh, ooh, ouch
Said when they see me, what they gon' do?
Bitch, not from the couch, bah
"A hoe never gets cold, you have yeed your last haw"
by AndroidExtinctionPact2019 March 27, 2019
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pooh-haw

Why do you always "pooh-haw" my ideas?
by Sam man July 7, 2006
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Hee haw

A party animal , lit person/ place or thing
Joe is a real hee haw
Party is going to be a real hee haw
by Partyingitup December 8, 2016
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hee-haw

the dickey hee-hawed because mack bullied him ):
by 🐐?! October 12, 2018
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Yee-Hawed

Can be used as the past tense version of “yee-haw”, but is typically used to express the art of not giving and being an utter finesse god to shockingly win. Synonyms include yeeted, and yoted.
“Look guys seriously how did Morgan get into Montana State University?”
“Dunno man, I guess she just yee-hawed it.”
“Damn... good for her...damn.”
by bigmorgo October 15, 2018
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Yee Haw

When one gets a blow job by a sister, cousin, or mother.
Man 1: Hey man, did ya hear what happened to Jon?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: He got a Yee Haw by his sister.

Man 2: About time! My cousin gives a great Yee Haw.
by CousinFuckeder February 25, 2019
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