Harvard

A Wank

Oh my days I’m horny, might need to wack out a Harvard.

by BrownieTime January 20, 2022

harvard

verb: to cut and paste academic work without attribution.

Edit the web link and harvard it into your message.

by Wookie123 January 07, 2024

99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 03, 2024

Harvard MVP

"The Father of Algebra"

"No further questions, Your Honor."
Harvard MVP

ACT and SAT Extraordinaire

Only one "B"
Name of an advanced student who is very diligent, busy, and signs up (but does not participate in) many clubs. Has an interesting aging process because they skipped a grade of school. Remains at the age of 12 until Mr. President's further notice.

Person 1 (let's call him Casey): Look at the new kid! Apparently he skipped a grade and is becoming a total Harvard MVP. He signed up for a ton of clubs and got a perfect score on his national latin exam.

Person 2: Yeah, if he's a true Harvard MVP, he'll get a "B" in his civ class and switch teachers.

Casey: True, True.

by iwishicouldbeharvardmvp March 06, 2018

Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.

“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call”

by Cwermsigh May 08, 2024

Harvard professors

Notorious for ducking people. Biggest cowards on the planet. Right Michael?

Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

Harvard of Muncie

Ball State University

I just got into Harvard ... of Muncie.

Ball State is the Harvard of Muncie.

by Enby of the Underworld January 17, 2025