Is a place where people have nothing better to do then to hurt others and pass STD's around their group of friends like it's going out of style! Majority of people smoke weed and drink and get knocked up. The cops are not much better, they only stop people for traffic violations or pick on youngsters just to pass the time, but make no attempt to stop domestic violence, drug abusers, or child molesters. *Most crimes are not recorded for the public so the City could keep their label of being the Friendliest Town in California... which means most girls who are raped and beaten go unnoticed and never receive justice, which is why a lot of them are knocked up and become labeled as Sluts, They lose all hope and give up*
Every person in Hanford is DYING to get away but for some reason they all fall back into that hole of a city in cali
Every person in Hanford is DYING to get away but for some reason they all fall back into that hole of a city in cali
"Whoa I thought you moved away"
"Yeah I left for vacation, was pulled over for a violation, and got locked up and put on probation."
"yep that's happens A lot here in Hanford."
"Yeah I left for vacation, was pulled over for a violation, and got locked up and put on probation."
"yep that's happens A lot here in Hanford."
by Toasty, The Toast Bandit October 7, 2009
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by head ah boy December 19, 2020
Get the hanu mug.1. used as a desciptive term for the female breast.
2. typically directed towards the breast size of an athletic female whose breast size falls in the C cup range.
2. typically directed towards the breast size of an athletic female whose breast size falls in the C cup range.
"hey cody, who is your new girlfriend? is she hot"
"yah, she's ok."
"how bigs her rack?"
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"yah, she's ok."
"how bigs her rack?"
" i would rank it a sporty handfull."
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by James Ray November 30, 2006
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by spliffstonovich October 14, 2010
Get the Hangunder mug.A town in the middle of no where in California where it's actually ghetto...where everyone speaks spanish and the grown ups look like former confederates of the civil war also no one drinks the water because its polluted...there shouldnt be any reason to have gangbangers and high teen pregnancies because, there's really nothing to do in Hanford it's the equivalent to the smell of the desert in such cases and everyone is high on that hyphy shyt for some reason
James-Hey I'm from LA where you from?
Alfredo-Hanford
James-Wheres that at?
Alfredo-near Fresno
James-Where's that at?
Alfredo-close to Visalia
James-Where that at?
Alfredo-near Tulare
James-whars that?
Alfredo-its kinda close to Bakersfield
James-Hu?
Alfredo_Nevermind dude
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James-Wheres that at?
Alfredo-near Fresno
James-Where's that at?
Alfredo-close to Visalia
James-Where that at?
Alfredo-near Tulare
James-whars that?
Alfredo-its kinda close to Bakersfield
James-Hu?
Alfredo_Nevermind dude
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