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Granny's Handbasket

An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.
I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket.
by Nazztea May 14, 2011
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Alien Handshake

1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.

Origin:

Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.
I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.
by BFw0rdSmith August 27, 2009
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Hobo Handshake

The act of handing a homeless person money and having your hand unintentionally touch the homeless person's hand.
"I need to go home and take a shower after giving that guy a hobo handshake"
by Partyjamo November 1, 2011
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Redneck Handshake

Grabbing a woman's crotch in a handshake motion as a greeting.
We were making out in his pick up truck when he gave me a redneck handshake.
by Irj0e September 27, 2014
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cambodian handshake

When your girl grips your penis while you thrust your hips back and forth.
Boy: Hey Sweetie, how about giving your guy an old fashioned tonight?

Girl: Sorry Babe, I've had a long day, how about a Cambodian Handshake before bed!
by TumTum816 April 10, 2016
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Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.
Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.
by Carpanthers October 24, 2016
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Nigerian Handshake

When two people are simultaneously fisting each other.
"I hurt my wrist giving my boyfriend a Nigerian Handshake the other day."
by Murphy A. January 20, 2017
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