by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018
Get the Farm Hand Jobmug. An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
Get the amish hand jobmug. DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Hand Jobmug. This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.
by Max Theodore March 5, 2020
Get the Hand jobmug. The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
Get the Sonic hand jobmug. by Candermusic January 23, 2018
Get the butter hand jobmug. It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.
by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022
Get the Alabama Hand Jobmug.