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Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Hostile Hooker

When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.
Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe
by Amymamy December 8, 2020
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hostage lunch

Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.
"I was planning on running some errands over my lunch hour, but the VP is keeping us in a meeting. At least he ordered us hostage lunch."
by Cale Dempster December 9, 2008
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Hostage Food

(noun): Food that is purchased for employees or those attending meetings to eat during their breaks. Usually a bulk type food like many boxes of pizza, large sandwich tray. Generally much cheaper and of less quality than catered food. Main purpose being to feed a decent sized group of people cheaply.
Every sunday at work they feed us hostage food for lunch.
This cheap ass hostage food taste like shit.
by random0934598347598347 April 24, 2007
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Raven Hosted

To be banned from a group chat on stickam
"yo dude, u just got raven hosted!"
"Toally just raven hosted that n00b"
by fukfacemcgee October 21, 2012
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hostrap

A person that constantly beat their meat then tastes it to make sure he has eaten enough oranges that day
You are such a hostrap
by Rolliepolllie March 3, 2018
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OBI hostel

Maybe the world's most fun, entertaining and sizzling party-hostel. Located just south of La Jolla, Pacific Beach and the Mission Bay in San Diego, CA. OBI Standing for Ocean Beach Int'l hostel, it's the place where not just (the majority tho) int'l travelers but also Americans party and have an awesome time staying.
SD tourist: Dude, u got a plan where to crash in SD?
SD'an: Hells yeah bro, go check out the OBI hostel down in OB. It's about a block from the beach and its pier. Make sure u don't wanna sleep in on sunday mornings since they give away champagne for free- if u want some or not:)
SD tourist: That's what I call a good day's beginning- let's go there! Plus I need some practise on my kegstand-skills too;)
by Stiffmeister February 3, 2005
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