Psycho Hose Beast

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them

"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World

by Ethan Stark July 29, 2008

frozen hose

when a penis become erect at an unwanted time

see also morning wood or stiffy

Steve had a frozen hose, so he looked at some granny porn before going to work

by mr. peabody (that time-travelling dog from Rocky & Bullwinkle) November 1, 2004

hose down the horses

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.

Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"

by frenzical July 7, 2009

Garden Hose

Shove it up your butt.

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019

Psycho Hose Beast

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.

For fuck sake, leave me alone u psycho hose beast!

by Bewesy December 11, 2003

hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.

Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.

by QDooog September 11, 2006