hank hill

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.

dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005

Tom Hanks

The most talented actor ever to live. Not only is he a great actor but he is also very modest and sincere in real life. Some of his most well-received movies have been: Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Cast Away, Toy Story, and Saving Private Ryan. Anyone who doesn't like his acting or think he is a bad actor does not know what they are talking about. He has been married to the same woman for the last 25 years which is amazing for someone that famous. I prefer him in the movie You've got mail.

Ignoramus: Tom Hanks is a sucky actor.

Intellectual: Why?

Ignoramus: He seems retarded.

Intellectual: Not many "retards" are actors whose movies have grossed over 3 billion dollars. Plus, even when he plays a "retard" in Forrest Gump he is still somewhat smart and loveable. :)

by psychology nerd July 12, 2011

tommy hank

a nicer/cleaner way of saying wank :)

"Sorry I was late mum, was just avin a tommy hank!"

by Megan :) January 16, 2008

Hank Hill

The main character from "King of the Hill" who is an ass kicker.
Everybody knows that he can kick your ass.

Hank Hill: Dang it Dale. I'm going to kick your ass.

by Arrowdance December 18, 2008

hank senior

see blow job. one step above a hank junior.

"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

Happy Hank

Happy Hank(or happiness Hank) is a fictional character featured in madness combat, but not apart of the actual series. He is featured in Madness: Happiness Apotheosis, a video made by Madnesic Joy!! :DD

"Broo, did you watch that one video by Madnesic Joy?"

"Do you mean Happy Hank?"

"Yeah!"

"cock joke"
"cock joke"

by simp for ur mom July 21, 2021

Tom Hanking

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks

“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”

by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018