A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Fleshlightmug. by The Hawaiian Submarine Slayer August 5, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Submarinemug. A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
Get the Hawaiian beef casketmug. King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Gerardmug. When you go out on a surfboard with many others to watch the sunset from the water. The loser is the first to get attacked by a shark.
by Mano707 June 10, 2023
Get the Hawaiian Roulettemug. The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
Get the Hawaiian Hand-Shakemug. A threesome where a girls gets smacked in the face by two dudes dicks simultaneously that both have bushes
by Hayden Irving March 18, 2024
Get the Hawaiian Double Headermug.