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Hank Green

Hank Green is probably best known for being one half of the Vlogbrothers on Youtube with his brother John Green. On said channel, Hank often writes and performs songs - usually of a comedic nature - talks about Harry Potter and other nerdy subjects, and does challenges/punishments that the Nerfighters give him (such as humping many of the landmarks in his town of Missoula Montana). A common joke for the Vlogbrothers is that when John does a Question Tuesday (rarely on a Tuesday), he answers the question, "Who the eff is Hank?" by reading the definition for another person, place, or thing, such as the sun or the breed of John's dog.

He is also known for being the creator of DFTBA records (a production company that signs YouTube artists such as Charlieissocoollike and DaveDays), the founder of EcoGeek (a very well-known and respected environmental website), and one of the founders of the Mars Society.

Hank lives in Missoula Montana with his wife - The Katherine - and their cat Cameo. He has Ulcerative Colitis, a problem which frequently plagues him, and has a habit of flipping off Hummers.
Person 1: Did you see the new Vlogbrothers video yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah! It was great; I always love when Hank Green performs a song on Song Wednesday.
by NerdfighterSarah July 7, 2011
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hank hill

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.
dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005
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Tom Hanks

The most talented actor ever to live. Not only is he a great actor but he is also very modest and sincere in real life. Some of his most well-received movies have been: Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Cast Away, Toy Story, and Saving Private Ryan. Anyone who doesn't like his acting or think he is a bad actor does not know what they are talking about. He has been married to the same woman for the last 25 years which is amazing for someone that famous. I prefer him in the movie You've got mail.
Ignoramus: Tom Hanks is a sucky actor.

Intellectual: Why?

Ignoramus: He seems retarded.

Intellectual: Not many "retards" are actors whose movies have grossed over 3 billion dollars. Plus, even when he plays a "retard" in Forrest Gump he is still somewhat smart and loveable. :)
by psychology nerd July 12, 2011
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tommy hank

a nicer/cleaner way of saying wank :)
"Sorry I was late mum, was just avin a tommy hank!"
by Megan :) January 16, 2008
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Hank Hill

The main character from "King of the Hill" who is an ass kicker.
Everybody knows that he can kick your ass.
by Arrowdance December 18, 2008
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hank senior

"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"
by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010
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Tom Hanking

Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks
“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”
by Kaye1255 December 11, 2018
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