Kogan Hail

Kogan Hail was a leader in the organization known as The Real Conspirators. The huge internet mafia is rumored to still be around, but the website he currently resides on is a mystery.

I Voted Kogan Hail!

by The BenMan April 6, 2004

straight hail

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.

Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail

by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018

Hard as hail

It’s not hard as hell. Hell isnt hard. Hail is. Hell is hot. Hence the phrase “hot as hell”

That test was hard as hail.

by Godofthottties9679 June 6, 2018

make it hail

When you at da club and yo broke ass ain't got no stacks to make it rain for strippers, throw all yo loose change (quarters, dimes, nickels, & pennies) at 'em.

The resulting effect simulates hail.

"Javon was at da strip club but he didn't have no scrilla to make it rain or make it snow, so he pulled out a roll of nickels to make it hail for 27 minutes.

by A Trayn February 28, 2008

Make it Hail

When one "baller on a budget" throws loose change, mostly dimes and coins of higher value, on sluts (I.E. Strippers, Adult Film Stars, Hookers, or Generally Slutty Women) This idea was on Daniel Tosh's "Happy Thoughts" Television stand up Show.

Man #1: hey before we go to the strip club can i go to coinstar?
Man #2 why do you need to do that you can make it hail

Man#1 Just throw change on sluts

by tosh's bitch March 28, 2011

All hail shadow

The embodiment of edge

Hey let's all hail shadow

by Big daddy1234 November 6, 2016

Pigeon Hail

When you shit on someone's car

Dillon: Oh I'm sorry to hear that you got Pigeon Hailed

Doug: Yeah, I wish I knew who did it though, took me an hour to get the shine back in the clearcoat

Dillon: Haha, yeah... guess we'll never know Dillon slowly hides taco bell wrappers

by Xero B January 4, 2017