Color Guard

A group of people in a marching band (typically girls and flaming homosexuals) who spin and chuck into their 6-foot metal poles with 4-foot silks, wooden/plastic rifles, and unsharpened swords (sabres). These people are the most badass people in the marching band. No one fucks with the guard. They are some of the most talented people in the band. They also never have any free time due to marching band and winter guard.

Person 1: Are you free tonight?
Person 2: No, I have color guard.

by Sam Shark November 17, 2018

Conference Guarding

Talking to someone outside of the pool while lifeguarding.

The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.

by HeroGuard July 30, 2009

Changing of the Guard

When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.

Damn bro, I'm glad we got our food the changing of the guard!

by PhillyStinkBait January 1, 2022

Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

Guard-Point

A technique in the Monster Hunter series; where while using the charge blade you take advantage of the weapons' ability to block after or during certain attacks to deal a small amount of damage and go straight into a 'super' or 'ultra' burst.

"Man you see that Guard-Point it got on that Diabolos, I broke both of it's horns!"

by 2,000 hours in several games October 26, 2018

Guard Dog

Just as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of this is that a person who initially feels obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.

" did you see when Eric hit Rey last week? Rey's friend was with him and attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"

by BrotherKnowsBest April 16, 2019

Rash Guard

Lycra tight fitting surf shirt that protects surfer's stomachs, backs and upper body from rash that comes from rubbing up against surfboards.

"Dude i'm so glad i wore my rashguard! Did you see that crazy ass Kevin's bleeding raw stomach?! He should have worn a rashguard."

by Luckila Margarita June 20, 2005