Pot Goblin

Someone who's really stingy with their weed. Should another person have the misfortune of expressing a desire to share said weed, they are met with coldness and greed at the cruel hands of the pot goblin.

Pot Goblins usually resemble a typical pothead with a dirty ski cap loosely containing their greasy, mop-style haircut. However, they have an impish gleam in their eyes when looking at their cache of pot, like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

"Hey, Brad won't share any of his weed!"

"Dude, don't be a fucking pot goblin!"

by Alvin Poppincock September 30, 2009

cunt goblin

a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.

Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.

by cunt_goblin April 25, 2009

scheme goblin

Young children, around 11/12 years old who hail from impoverished housing estates generally in Scotland. Vocabulary includes; "Whit ye daein?", "Mon then ya wee prick!", and "Ma boy's away tae pick up ma green". You'll find them hanging around vandalised parks, smoking, drinking, and engaging in sexual acts. One can presume they have already contracted an STD. Generally just wee fucks who steal shit and burn everything else

"Man I was looking forward to smoking that weed tonight! Except some scheme goblins went and stole it, jakey wee bastards!"

by GhettoMidget June 24, 2014

ghetto goblin

very similar to the crack monkey, the ghetto goblin is often found roaming 'hoods, parking lots, ect looking for money or merchandise to sell for drugs. They will steal everything from ashtray change to lawn equipment to burnt CD's to try and support their habit.

Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change and CD's out of my car?

by M. Logan November 12, 2008

Goblin Metal

A genre of music played only by the band Pinkly Smooth, which was Jimmy Sullivan's earliest band. This type of music is amazing.

The Rev invented Goblin Metal and these are some songs:
Pinkly Smooth- Necromance Theatre
Pinkly Smooth- Mezmer
Pinkly Smooth- Nosferatu Does A Hefty Dance
Pinkly Smooth- Pixel & Nasal
Pinkly Smooth- The Body of Death of the Man with the Body of Death
Pinkly Smooth - McFly

by Death Fiction Fan June 14, 2010

Mind Goblin

A compulsive desire / need for something that is unrealistic or would not improve the situation that usually causes unreasonable distress to its victim.

Pat never uses his consumables in video games because his mind goblins tell him to hoard and save them.

by Mitral_ January 2, 2021

nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

by spanky July 10, 2003