Griffin Jones

One's girlfriend, a significant other.. your bitch

Yeah, I'm chillin wit' my griffin jones later .. hopefully i get some asssss

by CoryDeezNutz February 14, 2004

Brian Griffin

The white labodor from Family Guy. Brian is the kind, loyal, sophisticate, and adorable little dog of the show. He is one of the smartest in the house. He loves dry-martinis any alcohol for that matter and can't find the right women. He loves Lois but is best friends with Peter. He cares in a non-gay way about Stewie as shown in the episode "Brian And Stewie". Brian also has once eaten all the shit Stewie made in his diaper in the same episode. Once Brian had dusted off his brown and green dinner he proceded to dessert, a big puddle of Stewie's vomit. Stewie then forced Brian to cross the line by "cleaning" Stewie probably saw it as a rimjob Stewies poo-stained ass. Unfortunatly for poor Brian, Stewie can be heard letting go a big wet fart while Brian lapped up his brown asshole. The poor dog can be seen stressing over it for most of the episode. But at the end Brian and Stewie confess they have both care about one enother, with Brian seen as a father figure to Stewie.

Brian Griffin is the BEST character on Family Guy!

by ghorg August 23, 2010

Griffin

A hot funny sweet all around guy that could get any girl. all you girls out there don't judge because of his name he is nice and sweet with a nice dick. He is great with sex spooning making out and is super romantic.

Griffin wish we were a thing

by Dacoda April 23, 2017

Griffin

A guy with a very long dick and can fuck any girl he want. he will be rich in the future and is better than anyone 2k17

griffin has a long penis

by 500inchdick March 9, 2017

griffin

by far one of the greatest guys ever. he is so kind and caring and literally the cutest boy you’ve ever met. he’s also really funny and will try his best to always cheer you up when you’re sad. griffens tend to be extremely busy guys so don’t take it too personally if he doesn’t reply to your texts fast enough. i suggest you keep griffins in your life because they are very special.

“that boy is definitely a griffin because WOW look at how caring and cuuuuute he is”

by dabnaenaewoah October 19, 2019

Griffin's theory

Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion

Hey have you heard of Griffin's theory its so deep and memorizing

by fradern June 26, 2021

Griffin

a substitution word that can be used in context in substitution of any verb noun or adjective

dude, it's like griffin:30 right now.
what the griffin!?!?!
who do i look like donald fucking griffin?
griffin doesn't grow tree's you know.
wana griffin later

by Sean&Rob June 28, 2008