Grease Police

A term used for an unattractive girl with oily skin

Me: Yo, did you see Steven dancing with the Grease Police last night?

Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.

by shortyalert November 24, 2010

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grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.

yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!

by bomb city April 29, 2008

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Grease BB

When your asshole is so tight that even a greased up BB can't fit up your ass.

He missed the easy shot because he had a common case of Grease BB.
That guy had Grease BB on the pitching mound because he couldn't throw a strike.
I had Grease BB giving my speech in front of my class today.

by Bobowetneck November 5, 2013

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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

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Grease Bubbles

Extremely wet sounding flatulence. Makes a gurgle sound upon release. May, but not always, be accompanied by some fecal release.

Oh broooohh I am so hung over. I just shat myself. Got the grease bubbles today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

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Greased Eagle

A fart that is expelled while one is lying down on one's back with legs in the air and spread open (spread eagle), accompanied by a fine mist of watery fecal matter.

While she was blowing me on my bed, I pulled back my legs and let a greased eagle fly.

by Aloysius Von Fartspray June 15, 2011

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