Placing your hand in a bowl of water for 15 minutes, turning on your favorite Susan Sorandan movie, and give yourself a reverse handjob.
Mike spent his entire Saturday night given himself the reverse granny while watching reruns of the Golden Girls season 5.
by Kikker May 18, 2013
Get the Reverse Grannymug. All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.
by Mannypies August 17, 2009
Get the Granny beadedmug. by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013
Get the The Granny Handymug. The fucking best troll on the web. She poses as a Grandmother. She enjoys baking cookies, collecting nudes, stalking people, being nice, knitting things and being nice.
She can be found on Truthbox.
She can be found on Truthbox.
Granny Ann! bake me some fucking cookies!
No child! ask nicely!
Wh- but. NO!
But then no cookies!
WAIT!
yes?
May I have some cookies?
Yes! (ownnnned.)
No child! ask nicely!
Wh- but. NO!
But then no cookies!
WAIT!
yes?
May I have some cookies?
Yes! (ownnnned.)
by The orginal troll August 12, 2009
Get the Granny Annmug. Soft silky underwear that caresses your body, these undies usually incorperate lacy floral designs and come in very feminine colors, If you have never worn nylon hi cut panties you really should try them at least once as they feel so increaable under your dress or dress pants. Try Vanity Fair nylon hi cut panties once and you will never wear a rope up your butt again. (besides really, come on! Why bother wearing anything at all if your gong to wear that little ropey thingy you call underwear) Hi cut panties rule.
by Soft and silky May 17, 2006
Get the granny pantiesmug. A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.
'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'
by Ebonyks September 11, 2009
Get the passion grannymug. "Hey Debbie, I just love your new table and chairs. You must tell me where you got them from"
"Thanks Anna, would you believe that they are second hand from eBay. But I was happy to pay a small fortune and way more than they are really worth because the eBay description said they were genuine Granny Chic"
"Thanks Anna, would you believe that they are second hand from eBay. But I was happy to pay a small fortune and way more than they are really worth because the eBay description said they were genuine Granny Chic"
by nashwick September 2, 2016
Get the Granny chicmug.