Granny sack

Granny sack is a word that me and a friend created ... it means quite a few things

1. old ball sack (dirty one)
2. old bag (as in old person)
3. a new brand of bin bags specially made for old people (if parents or an elderly person asks)
4. also you can go granny sacking which is getting a beanbag or your ball sack and slapping people in the face with it

5. getting out your old ball sack (dirty one again) when people are taking photos so they have unwanted memories of your old balls :p

i'll do an example for each one

1. john mccririck is a granny sack
2. john mccririck is a granny sack that picks his nose

3. john mccririck just bought some granny sacks for the bins
4.OMG john mccrirck is granny sacking in manchester and he's being arrested ... yeey

5. posh spice looked through her holiday pics from spain and saw that john mccririck was granny sacking in the background

by grannysackerpro October 30, 2011

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

Granny Ann

The fucking best troll on the web. She poses as a Grandmother. She enjoys baking cookies, collecting nudes, stalking people, being nice, knitting things and being nice.

She can be found on Truthbox.

Granny Ann! bake me some fucking cookies!

No child! ask nicely!

Wh- but. NO!

But then no cookies!

WAIT!

yes?

May I have some cookies?

Yes! (ownnnned.)

by The orginal troll August 12, 2009

Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.

All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.

by Mannypies August 17, 2009

granny panties

Soft silky underwear that caresses your body, these undies usually incorperate lacy floral designs and come in very feminine colors, If you have never worn nylon hi cut panties you really should try them at least once as they feel so increaable under your dress or dress pants. Try Vanity Fair nylon hi cut panties once and you will never wear a rope up your butt again. (besides really, come on! Why bother wearing anything at all if your gong to wear that little ropey thingy you call underwear) Hi cut panties rule.

"Hey everyone the secrets out! Granny panties aren't just for grannies anymore"

by Soft and silky May 17, 2006

Granny chic

The real name for shabby chic

"Hey Debbie, I just love your new table and chairs. You must tell me where you got them from"

"Thanks Anna, would you believe that they are second hand from eBay. But I was happy to pay a small fortune and way more than they are really worth because the eBay description said they were genuine Granny Chic"

by nashwick September 2, 2016

Granny Judy

Very ancient human being. Most typically survives off of Salem ciggaretts, instant coffee, and Armor potted meat. Can be found weaing pants with elastic waist bands, Depends, and "to tight" button up shirts. Flip flops have been found to be the most consistnet form of clothing. Most notable characteristic is a constant nagging that flows freely from the oral cavity, and constant rumbling that flows even moe freely from the anal cavity.

The woman sitting on the couch on the other side of the room is Granny Judy.

by Betsy&Bertha June 28, 2009