Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.

She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.

Grandmother's House by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016

grandfathering 

Keeping a plan for your cellphone even though they don't offer it anymore.

Verizon doesn't have unlimited data anymore, but since I got my phone when they did, I'm grandfathering it.

grandfathering by dralexxx September 18, 2013

grandmotherly love 

To verbally and/or physically beat the piss out of someone with only the best intentions and/or for their benefit.

My friend complained about being single; so, in an act of grandmotherly love, I bluntly told him that nobody wants to date an unwashed, unkempt fatass whose hobbies are limited to video games and masturbation.

grandmotherly love by earthen biscuit July 9, 2007

Grandmother 

An amazing human being who will spoil you to bits

My grandmother always bakes cookies.

Grandmother by gigglegirl28976 May 18, 2020

Grandmothered In

Used to describe the phenomenon where a middle aged or older man continues to stay with his wife despite the fact that if he were single, he wouldn’t give a second look to women his wife’s age. From the wife’s perspective, she has effectively become grandmothered in.

“I should have never left him. Sure he wasn't perfect, but now I’m stuck dating these viejos. I didn’t realize that I was grandmothered in.”

Grandmothered In by funky ls September 3, 2010

go fuck your grandmother 

something you say when you're really pissed

go fuck your grandmother

ok i will motherfucker

go fuck your grandmother by stupidassedbastard October 21, 2015

Bathing Your Grandmother 

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

Bathing Your Grandmother by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009