gonosyphiherpatitis

Used to refer to an individual with way too many STDs. Originates from some of the more common STDs such as gonorrhea, syphillis, herpies, and hepatitis.

Also refers to the consequences received from one who is prone to having a lot of sex.

(Pronounced GONE-a-SIFF-a-HER-pa-TIGH-tus)

Man 1: That lady has about every STD that exists.
Man 2: Yeah, she's pretty much classified as having gonosyphiherpatitis.

Woman 1: That man sleeps around with every girl in town.
Woman 2: I know. If he's not careful, he will probably catch gonosyphiherpatitis.

by <3 Megs* December 30, 2005

goody p

1. an expression of excitement or contentment
2. a delicious treat
3. a sweet tushy
4. is a shortened version of goody proctor, and over time has evolved to plain and simple, goody p

Hey, I got a delicious ice cream sammy for you!
Goody P!

Hey, you were right about that thing you said!
Goody P!

by grlfromipanema November 26, 2009

Gonosyphilaids

1. Gonorrhea 2. Syphillis 3. Aids 4. 1-3 all at once 5. Not sure what you got from whoever you slept with or whatever you touched.

Ewww... I probably shouldn't have touched that shopping cart handle. Now I have Gonosyphilaids.

or...

Oh no! I shouldn't have gotten drunk last night...

by Whoever Whenever Whyever February 4, 2010

goofy hand phantom style

When you sit on your nondominant hand until it is numb. Once numb, use it to masterbate. It will feel like a handjob.

She wouldn't give me a handjob, so I had to do a goofy hand phantom style on myself

by swiggityswag6969 May 20, 2014

gooey caesar

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.

Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

gooey alan

1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience

When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.

by meat nozzle September 11, 2016

Goony

A Goony is a rock of any size from a grain of sand to uluru. Goonys are usually hard, round, sometimes a heavy (if large) obect that maybe thrown. Goonys can be found in creek beds, in and on the ground , at the beach and basically were ever.

Oi cunt stop throwing Goonys at me they hurt. Another example: i went ass up the other day of a massive pile of Goonys

by Thischick09 May 19, 2016