Poo goo

When you stick your finger into your butt and wiggle it around ,pull it out and there is something on it that you can't see but you can smell,thats poo goo.Also known as potent aphrodisiac when held under subjects nose.

I PUT MY FINGER IN MY BUTT,PULLED IT OUT AND HAD POO GOO ON IT.I COULDN'T SEE IT BUT I COULD SURE SMELL IT.

by Cadillac Crumb November 9, 2017

Jew Goo

A lumpy creamy substance that is light green or yellowish in pigmentation. It is discharged by Jewish women of Eastern European background during sexual intercourse when extreme pleasure is experienced.

Dude I walked downstairs this morning and Vicki was shooting her jew goo all over Taco in the kitchen while smooth jazz was playing in the background.

by Slimey Sam May 30, 2014

Girl Goo

Vaginal fluids, particularily when she's hot and bothered and it's starting to drip out of her.

She was DAMN horny, the girl goo was just dripping out of her!

by Eddy July 29, 2007

Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009

goo jab

An attack that is derived from Luigi's down smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It invovles the heavenward facing of the palm and a quick, forceful light speed attack on the area of the male where most of the nerves are concentrated (A.K.A the testicles).

Yeah, I wuz goo jabbed jus da otha day, and now I can't feel dem no mo.

by YouGotPanned April 15, 2009

Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"

This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"

by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011

goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.

1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.

by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008