goocher

wanna be pimp, player

someone who has no game, style, or moves...

Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.

Could be a nice guy but tries to hard

by U Know Who February 17, 2005

Gooche

A new word created by 2 girls in their Aparrel Development class in Goldsboro,NC.
We normally use it as a substitute for 'douchebag' or just basically calling someone a loser.

Nat: hahaha dude, what the fuck does does that guy have on??

Cat: haha, i don't know but he looks like a gooche!

Nat: hahaha, you just called him a gooche!

Cat: God we're so badass!

by God I'm so awesomeee! October 5, 2009

Goocher

Having two different women get you off within a 24 hour period.

I'm gonna try to fuck two different hoez this week-end and pull me a goocher.

by CHIWOOD October 26, 2003

goocher

Someone that you think is totally hot.

That guy over there is a total goocher.

by skully j September 29, 2007

Goocher

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

by Jeremy May 4, 2005

gooched

When someone completes a taske rejoicefully they are slapped in the face by a workmate.

Rick completed an action Item and was gooched by Grant

by Grant Cowan July 18, 2008

Gouche burrito

An insult to someone who is gay or is just plain bugging the shit out of you.
This may be followed by phisical contact wear you would be saying whatever would fly out of your mouth the fastest at the oponent.

Mike: hey what did you do on the weekend?
Jon: nothing now stfu you gouche burrito no one likes you.
Mike: wtf *swings fist*

by justin854 April 9, 2007