glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.

by PMitrano January 13, 2016

Glory-Yorking

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life

*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking

by Flatboyence November 8, 2015

glory whores

Women on reality shows like The Bachelor who are more into becoming known from being on tv than the actual object of the show.

She got him then broke up with him after the show...what glory whores.

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

Glory Tag

Once a day, unless impacted by another circumstance, you will see a tag emerge (usually) in on-duty chat. Only to realise a wild Sickdefenda (Papa Legba) has tagged everyone to say 'Glory to the Tzar'. This is defined as a 'Glory Tag'.

'Oh, someone tagged me. Nevermind! it was just a glory tag.'

by Aversely November 9, 2018

Glazed Glory

Sticking your penis through a donut hole

That donut you're eating? I gave it a glazed glory. Enjoy.

by krazytaco November 10, 2009

glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010

Path to glory

The thin strip of skin that occupies the space between the anus and either:

a) Your balls

or

b) Your coochie.

Called thus due to the reward that awaits any person willing to traverse this path.

Aragorn shuddered as the dwarf traversed his path to glory in search of brown gold.

Bob's path to glory had ruptured due to an invasive colonoscopy.

by Campsie Fells May 1, 2008