getting loached

spending hours of time getting something super-rare only to trade it in for something of poor/less/unnecessary/stupid value.

getting loached
Hyrule Loach=50 Rupees, 2 Pink Tails=1 Adamant Armor.

by Tejue Omega Daishanto July 28, 2009

getting piped

When a female receives the male member into her vaginal orifice in a repeted thrusting motion. Like if you were cleaning a pipe.

Yo that slimmy is so fine I can totally see her getting piped by yours truely.

by Mad_Martigan September 26, 2006

Getting High

The direct act of smoking weed.

Don't do drugs try getting high instead.

by C21H30O2 September 22, 2005

Getting Tutored

To get a vasectomy.

From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"

My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.

by Theo September 17, 2004

getzing

Fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. This is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.

Alex: So i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. That is actually how i invented shorts

Ryan: Really man, thats awesome

Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you

by Ex-Lounger October 20, 2009

Getting Diagonal

When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"

by teejones February 5, 2010

Getting EPIXed

When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.

Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!

by This is EZ August 11, 2010